Mynewplaidpants.com Website Review

>  if you’d have told my 10-year-old self that one day i would > receive a christmas card from paul reubens i’d have said i know > you are but what am i and then fainted (for real though i am > legitimately crying happy tears right now) tonight until after new years. the second of january, to be specific. there's a pretty good chance i might pop in over those twelve days >  armie hammer & felicity jones talking the new ruth bader ginsberg > biopic on the basis of se* at a screening tonight #armiehammer. but we'll see how it goes; i'm playing that by ear right now. i might just want to collapse on my apartment floor for two weeks with a do want to link to a trio of movie reviews for holiday break movies of note, so let's.. the quick take on those three is the two on the outside are terrific and the one in the center is a real turd sandwich, but i'll let you figure that out for yourselves either by reading or by going yourselves, since try as i may i am not the boss of y'all. i mean if i could just boss around sebastian a little bit that'd be plenty.. matthias schoenaerts' upcoming horse drama (everybody loves a horse these days!) - well here's the poster, which gets its own post because matthias, duh. i wish i was feeling clever enough to come up with a clever crack about a gigantic head coming at me from matthias' middle section but all the horse co*k puns seem to be escaping me just this moment, if ever they existed, so just pretend i made you chuckle with face into art. i don't mean to undervalue those that dance out towards the far reaches of their imagination, that's its own sort of tough, but there's something about staring back at the dull space right in front of your face, the flat tactility of it, that can be real intimidating to boundless inspiration. sometimes it's just a bowl of fruit, ya know? and so i'm always impressed by docu*entarians who can turn their cameras onto their corner deli and find something beautiful there - people who are able to see the future looking back on their