Unijokes.com Website Review

A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. “I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you’ll have lost at least five pounds.” When the blonde returns, she’s lost nearly 20 pounds. “Wow, that’s amazing!” the doctor says. “Did you follow my instructions?” The blonde nods… “I’ll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day. “From hunger, you mean?” said the doctor. “No, from skipping,” replied A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later. The nun agreed.. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, Sister, have you seen a soldier? The nun replied, He went that way. After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, I can't thank you enough, sister. You see, I don't want to go to Syria. The nun said, I understand completely. The soldier added, I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs! The nun replied, If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of ba*ls…. I don't want to go to Syria either. A young Programmer and his Project Manager board a train headed through the mountains on its way to Wichita. They can find no place to sit except for two seats right across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother. After a while, it is obvious that the young woman and the young programmer are interested in each other, because they are giving each other looks. Soon the train pas*es into a tunnel and it is pitch black. There is a sound of a kiss followed by the sound of a slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel, the four sit there without saying a word. The grandmother is thinking to herself, It was very brash for that young man to kiss my granddaughter, but I'm glad she slapped him. The Project manager is sitting there thinking, I didn't know the young tech was brave enough to kiss the gi*l, but I